wat bout pragnant strippers??
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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