Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
