Swine flu. Run for my life!
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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