I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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