Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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