Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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