his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Boobs speak an international language.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Randomize