so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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