i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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