so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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