Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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