I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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