Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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