Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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