can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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