Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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