love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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