i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Randomize
