I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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