Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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