Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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