It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Gay?
German.
Pity.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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