She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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