I heard we made out
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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