Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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