Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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