I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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