Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Randomize
