love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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