someone threw a dead crab at me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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