i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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