I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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