I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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