covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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