Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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