id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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