Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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