i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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