The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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