Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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