just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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