I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
soo... how was my night?
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