it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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