how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I have peed in a lot of sinks
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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