Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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