I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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