You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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