in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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