Define "chronic" masturbator.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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