dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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