ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
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