Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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