The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I need water and some morals
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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