Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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