This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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