Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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