He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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