there's paper in my vomit.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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